I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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