Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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