She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
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You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
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the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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