But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
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Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
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Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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