Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
found the other keg... it's in the tree
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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