Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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