I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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