i barfeds in our rink
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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