Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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