Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
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I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
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all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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