no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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