Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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