Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
COCAINE IS GR8
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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