i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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