He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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