That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
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I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
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Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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