Well douche your snatch and let's go!
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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