that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
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the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
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... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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