Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
he shaved USA in his pubs
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
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I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
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He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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