none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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