I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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