she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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