My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
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Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
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I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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