She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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