dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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