just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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