Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
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I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
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Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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