Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
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all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
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I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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