Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
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I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
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You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
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