Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
