you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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