Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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