I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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