drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
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I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
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I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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