I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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