my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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