I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
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It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
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Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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