Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
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i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
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It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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