we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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