But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
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Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
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I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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