are you still at the devil's house?
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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