I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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