I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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