I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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