Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I am one with the molecules
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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