Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
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just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
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you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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