Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
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everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
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Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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