If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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