Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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