I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
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Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
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Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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