Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
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