So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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