I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
