She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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