I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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